People never cease to amaze

Man hurls woman off overpass, jumps, dies

I guess that solved whatever they were arguing about. Maybe it’s just me but I rather have another day to argue than no more days to argue at all. You want a reason to kill yourself? Fine. But be a man about it and don’t take anyone else with you. It’s a selfish enough act as it is. Oh well one less Mercedes driver on the road to deal with though, always looking for that silver lining I say.

Ray Charles Dead at the Age of 73 :(

Story From Chicago Sun Times

R.I.P. Ray

Beyond The Gray Sky

Well today I found out I start work Monday, Huzzah and Kudos. It will be nice getting a paycheck again so I'm not a broke mooching bastard. Cubical Farm Here I Come, have Ipod will travel. I have a feeling the boredom may be a problem, but hopefully that drive for money will keep me in line long enough that I won't go insane.

On a side note, if you are looking for a good greatest hits CD and you enjoy the musical stylings of 311, their latest release and uniquely titled, Greatest hits 93-03, would be worth picking up.



"Guaranteed to turn it out as bad as dolemite "

MOTHER.OF.GOD.

Well folks as if J Lo getting married over the weekend wasnt enough, she is reportedly "with child" as well.

J Lo = Mommy to be?

So instead of Mrs. Marc Anthony being able to walk away from him in the usual 5-7 month span, one would guess shes tied to the newly divorced latin pop star for 9 months of pregnant bliss. Way to go Marc, she's your problem now.

Kiss, a band of evil men or just some queens in make-up

What can one say about Kiss... You'd think for such an evil image they would have songs of death and destruction and the like. Oh sir you are wrong, they have such fine songs like:

Beth

Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them callin'
Oh, Beth what can I do
Beth what can I do


or

HOLD ME, TOUCH ME (THINK OF ME WHEN WE'RE APART)


Though the time apart seems endless
All my thoughts remain with you
I believe one day
We'll make our dreams come true


Not exactly something you'd expect to be coming out of a guy who breaths fire and spits blood, but it does. Gene Simmons and his KISS army end up looking like a bunch of 16 year old girls who got into mommies make up set, the mommie happens to be Tammy Faye Baker of course, but you get the idea.

Gene and the crew need to hang it up and maybe even hang themselves and be burried in the offical KISS KASKET

How Kiss has legions of fans I'll never know, but I suppose its just like the millions of Brittney Spears or J Lo fans, they like the image and just kinda ride that out for all its worth till its a dead and bloated cow or latina singer, whatever description floats your boat.

Long Live Rock and Roll, not some guys in pancake make-up.

Its that time of year again where Jay Mohr actually can apear on tv...

... and it isnt a re-run of his lame show ACTION. Thats right folks, Nbc's Last Comic Standing has graced the peacock for another season. One thing to note is that Jim Norton has advanced to the semi finals.

Jim's site is:

www.eatabullet.com

This meaty breasted little nothing probably wont make it far but its nice to see a hard working comic who isnt a hack actually get some recognition.

Lets hope this season ends on a better note than having that boat act Dat Phan win.

Its 11:16 A.M. do you know where your pants are ?

Well today is going to be a hot one folks, and the only way to combat this heat is to not wear pants. Some may say "but Todd, what about us who have to go out in public?" Well to you I say if everyone decides not to wear pants, it will be like everyone is wearing pants . So to stay cool in the face of certain demise from the heat take those pants off.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

Good ol Ronald Reagan kicked off this weekend and now The Ronald Reagan Legacy Project wants to see some changes. These rocket scientists want the gipper on the goddamn 10 dollar bill. Yes thats right, its not an acid flashback from 1983, they want him on our currency. Here's a wild idea, lets not go fucking around with our currency just because the altzheimers patient died.

"Granted Hamilton was a founding father and he helped to write the Constitution, certainly not insignificant, but we think the impact that Reagan had, particularly in the late part of the 20th Century, is great," says Cowan.

Now Reagan certainly did great things in office and actually had a grasp on what being in the office meant, but lets be serious, the man doesn't need to be on the 10 dollar bill.

You can find the whole story here:
Monuments to the Gipper
Group Promotes Reagan's Legacy,
Across the Land

Mr. Black Uses and Endorses the following product

David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff likes his booze

I bet he wishes he still was driving KITT right now. After the news of his up coming rap record I would have guessed this would have been a drive by and not a "suspicion of driving while intoxicated" charge. Oh how the mighty syndicated television stars have fallen.

At least he didn't end up all fucked up like Yasmeen Bleeth

The ugly mugshots of Bleeth from 2001

Such a pretty girl messed up by drugs, what a waste.

There is a certain beauty in destroying your town

You have to admit there is something great about a man whos had enough and outfits a bulldozer with steel plates and cruises down the streets of his town.

The vehicle in question :

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/4343/killdozer1.jpg

The planning involved and the execution is inspiring.

Here's to you kill dozer driver.

PS: this is what should be on his tombstone etched forever in marble :

A fitting tombstone indeed

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