6.08.2004

Kiss, a band of evil men or just some queens in make-up

What can one say about Kiss... You'd think for such an evil image they would have songs of death and destruction and the like. Oh sir you are wrong, they have such fine songs like:

Beth

Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them callin'
Oh, Beth what can I do
Beth what can I do


or

HOLD ME, TOUCH ME (THINK OF ME WHEN WE'RE APART)


Though the time apart seems endless
All my thoughts remain with you
I believe one day
We'll make our dreams come true


Not exactly something you'd expect to be coming out of a guy who breaths fire and spits blood, but it does. Gene Simmons and his KISS army end up looking like a bunch of 16 year old girls who got into mommies make up set, the mommie happens to be Tammy Faye Baker of course, but you get the idea.

Gene and the crew need to hang it up and maybe even hang themselves and be burried in the offical KISS KASKET

How Kiss has legions of fans I'll never know, but I suppose its just like the millions of Brittney Spears or J Lo fans, they like the image and just kinda ride that out for all its worth till its a dead and bloated cow or latina singer, whatever description floats your boat.

Long Live Rock and Roll, not some guys in pancake make-up.

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